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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:49
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<lionel> ey ich muss dir was erzählen, du kennst doch frank meinen ehemaligen nachbarn?
<claudi> klar
<lionel> der ist doch vor ner weile in seine neue wohnung umgezogen
<claudi> jap
<lionel> jedenfalls hat der gestern abend endlich die lang erwartete Einweihungsparty gemacht
<lionel> und es war zimlich cool und wir waren alle zimlich dicht
<claudi>
<lionel> und dann is frank auf die idee gekommen uns seine wohung zu zeigen <lionel> und er hat uns dann auch ins schlafzimmer geführt wo son rießiges chinesisches Gong-Dingsbumens stand
<lionel> und wir alle so: für was brauchste den sowas in deinem schlafzimmer <lionel> und frank dann so: das ist eine sprechende uhr!
<lionel> wir denken uns natürlich alle na klar, wie besoffen bist du eigentlich <lionel> naja er meint: komm ich beweiß es euch und haut voll auf das ding drauf. <lionel> bis auf einen mega lauten gong passiert erstmal nix und wir schauen uns alle fragend an
<claudi> ?
<lionel> dann ertönt plötzlich aus der wohnung neben anein wütender schrei: es ist halb 4 uhr morgens du vollspaßt
<claudi> wie genial
 
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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:51
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<Shilara> Kann mir ma wer sagen was HDF heisst?
<Ira> Halt die Fresse
<Wimo> Halt die Fresse
<TickTack> halt die fresse
<Tela> Halt die fresse
<Shilara> schuldigung man wird ja wohl noch fragen dürfen oO
 
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ShangFu*DDS*
06.08.2010 um 02:55
Clan: D-Day-Soldiers
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<Wombatz>Haha,geil hab garde Zicken Krieg aufm PC!
<Faultier>Wtf?
<Wombatz>Hba mir AntiVir 10 runtergeldaen und Antivir 9 meldet das jetzt als Virus und will mich das nicht insatlieren lassen... Bin mal gespannt wer gewinnt
<Faultier>Du bist so krank...
 
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m9nch
06.08.2010 um 08:52
Clan: A-Team
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<NudelMC> nein in U-Haft
<Freda> Wieso das den, NudelMC
<NudelMC> Der feine Herr Cybetec musste sich ja besaufen
<NudelMC> dann ist er auf dem Lokalen Straßen fest auf einen Tisch geklettert
<NudelMC> brüllt "FÜR ALLAH" und wirft seinen Rucksack in die Menge
<Cybetec> Lustig wars aber..
<Freda> LOL
<Cybetec> und sitzplätze waren auch wieder frei!

[Editiert von m9nch am 06.Aug.2010 um 08:54]
 
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WolleTD
06.08.2010 um 21:15
Clan: Bielefeld.LAN
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Wolle aka Gnu
Original by MykillZ:
"It's not a bug, it's a future"... Bluescreens sind die Zukunft, Leute...
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mT.
07.08.2010 um 12:38
Clan: my.Conviction
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<Chris>Hole mir mal was zu essen.
<nick> jo, was gibts den?
<Chris> bagett
<Chris>baget
<Chris> baguet
<Chris> ach verdammt brötchen belegt mit schinken und käse
<nick> xD
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simaC
08.08.2010 um 11:30
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<g-tah> Metalheads haben eh den besten Humor
<Trin> How come?
<g-tah> Steh beim Kaufland an der "Schnellkasse" (wieso auch immer die so heißt), vor mir ein Mitzwanziger ganz in dunkel und vor ihm so ein Paris Hilton-Klon
<g-tah> Na ja, er klopft ihr plötzlich auf die Schulter und fragt ganz nett "Entschuldigung. Kennen wir uns?"
<g-tah> Sie dreht sich um, lässt ihren Blick einmal von oben nach unten und zurück wandern und meint dann "Das bezweifel ich stark." <g-tah> Darauf er "Darf ich mich vorstellen?"
<g-tah> Sie "Von mir aus."
<g-tah> Darauf geht er an ihr vorbei und fängt an sein Zeug auf's Band zu legen
<Trin> ...
<Trin> Hä?
<g-tah> Genau das dachte ich auch. Bis ich's gerafft hab...
 
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littleraki
08.08.2010 um 18:30

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super gut!
den muss ich mir merken
 
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NeMiX
08.08.2010 um 20:11

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w00t?
Naja die Top10 von German Bash hier reinposten ist jetzt nicht wirklich lustig...
 
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 20:36
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doch die sind gut!!! XDXDXDXD
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 20:41
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A: -.- meine freundin ist weg...
B: boah die hatte doch schon jeden schw*nz im mund
A: ey du arsch DIE IST AUF KLASSENFAHRT!!!
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IceTea
08.08.2010 um 23:10
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<Ph il> Wie ist das Wetter bei dir?
<Ma dMax> Capslock
<Ph il> ???
<Ma dMax> Shift ohne ende xD
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IceTea
09.08.2010 um 00:26
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loool ich habe langeweile....

der ist für unsere linuxianer...

<XentX> wir bekommen zwillinge, es werden wohl jungs sein
<TuMen> glückwunsch
<XentX> jetzt kann ich endlich mein experiment starten: einen erzieh ich mit windows und einen mit linux, dann kann ich zuusehen wie die sich gegenseitig schlagen
<TuMen> geh in die klapse mann -.-
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nkey
09.08.2010 um 00:36
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ist hier auch irgendwas nicht von ibash.de oder germanbash.org ? ^^
 
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IceTea
09.08.2010 um 01:16
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glaube nicht...^^
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WolleTD
09.08.2010 um 12:02
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Wolle aka Gnu
doch, meins^^
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Slightz aka gnx
09.08.2010 um 12:42

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deins ist von bash.org? :P
 
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Nachtfalke
09.08.2010 um 12:48
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nee das von wolle ist Original von Freitag abend, als wir bei ihm was getrunken haben^^
 
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0.024109 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.024130 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 2
0.024149 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024154 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024161 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024165 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024171 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024175 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024181 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024206 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024240 - HTML::encode                 -> __________________WolleTD - Für alles zu haben, aber für n...
0.024283 - HTML::encode                 -> replace run 1
0.024300 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024305 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024312 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024316 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024322 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024326 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024332 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024355 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024386 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024392 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024399 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024402 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024409 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024412 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024419 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024440 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024468 - FORUM::is_moderator          -> for forumid: 5
0.024473 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024480 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 32< FALSE
0.024484 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024490 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 16777216< FALSE
0.024494 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.024500 - admin::hasRight              -> check for adminright: >0:0 & 64< FALSE
0.024520 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingpart<
0.024546 - HTML::template               -> template: >forum_postingindex<
0.024600 - FORUM::showthread            -> check for moderator utils
0.024609 - FORUM::update_visit          -> forumid: 5 threadid: 2686 posttime: 2010-08-09 12:48:08
0.024638 - GLOBAL::end userspace        -> ---------------------------------------------
0.024657 - PAGE::render                 -> start rendering page layout
0.024661 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024666 - USER::check_for_new_messages -> return
0.024672 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_sitetitle<
0.024707 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024712 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024751 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_topbanner<
0.024779 - PAGE::get_shortmenu          -> return
0.024783 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.024786 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.024795 - SESSION::anz_onlineuser      -> return
0.024801 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1793209018
0.025082 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT COUNT(DISTINCT userid, host, useragent) FROM session WHERE lastactivity > 1793209018 AND userid!=0
0.025302 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_shortmenu<
0.025347 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=left
0.025353 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.025358 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.025393 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
0.026215 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_news
0.026228 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >news<
0.026234 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026240 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026276 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026318 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026331 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026363 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_info
0.026371 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >info<
0.026375 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026380 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026390 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026398 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026405 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026412 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026419 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026425 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026442 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026452 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026465 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_lan
0.026470 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >lan<
0.026474 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026479 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026489 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026497 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026504 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026510 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026518 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026524 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026532 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026539 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026554 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026564 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026576 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_turnier
0.026581 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >turnier<
0.026585 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026590 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026598 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026606 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026614 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026621 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026636 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026645 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026656 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_communtiy
0.026662 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >community<
0.026666 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026670 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026678 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026685 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026692 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026707 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026716 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026727 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: left::menu_user
0.026733 - CBOX::menu                   -> generate Menu Box >login<
0.026737 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.026741 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026749 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu_bit<
0.026756 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_menu<
0.026771 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_left< == 1
0.026780 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_left<
0.026792 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_left<
0.026827 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- side=right
0.026831 - styles::getInstance          -> do
0.026858 - GLOBAL::include              -> class.cbox.php
0.026863 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::login
0.026869 - CBOX::login                  -> generate Box
0.026889 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_login<
0.026951 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.026961 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.026990 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::party
0.026997 - CBOX::party                  -> generate Box
0.027002 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event_nocurrent<
0.027036 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027046 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027057 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::upcomingparty
0.027068 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027077 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027086 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::buddylist
0.027092 - CBOX::buddylist              -> generate Box
0.027098 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_buddylist_notloggedin<
0.027132 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027142 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027152 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.027157 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.027161 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.027177 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php
0.027314 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >topthreads< found
0.027382 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.027389 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: Array
0.027395 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.027418 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027471 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027497 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027517 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027538 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027556 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027576 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027595 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027613 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027630 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027648 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027666 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.027677 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.027725 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.027737 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.027749 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content_right<
0.027780 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_content<
0.027817 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_impressum<
0.027866 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.027972 - PAGE::render                 -> final

PHP Includes   : 27
DB Queries     : 20
Rendering Time : 0.028593

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/autoload.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_real.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/ClassLoader.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/composer/autoload_static.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/nikic/fast-route/src/functions.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/swift_required.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/swiftmailer/swiftmailer/lib/classes/Swift.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/vendor/symfony/polyfill-ctype/bootstrap.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.pageextends.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/html/styles/gsh-lan-grey.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w01a41dd/testlive.gsh-lan.com/www/includes/class.cache.php